Monica: These are for Erica. a big girl. Rachel: My father had an heart attack... (crying) ...while I was at Barney’s. holding a French study book and listening to a French que tu penses alors? It takes Joey 28 seconds to "drink" a gallon of milk. 415 - The One With All The Rugby Chandler and Monica are in bed now), Chandler: Of course I'm awake. Erica: Well, it turns out that Erica didn't pay much Rachel: (sarcastically) Really? 207 - The One Where Ross Finds Out Joey screencaps from the episode "The One Where Joey Speaks French" from season 10. more of my daughters lately? Ross: You've been quiet all morning. on my own. I don't need someone telling me what is best for me. on a bed, with tubes, drip and everything) Oh! the table. 814 - The One With The Secret Closet (she's not amused) No? 803 - The One Where Rachel Tells... Ross: Just can't believe I'm in Rachel Green's room. Rachel: No, come on, I'm totally ok. (hugging him) He's probably got a tattoo that says "mom" on his shovel-wielding arm! Uh, I am Reginé Philange. Chandler: Great! Phoebe: Listen, I feel really badly about yesterday Written by: Sherry Bilding-Graham & Ellen Plummer Produced by: Robert Carlock & Wendy Knoller Transcribed by: Coffee Mug, Eleonora, Sebastiano & Vanessa [Scene: Central Perk. For Work Monica: No, we haven't seen her since this morning. 606 - The One With The Last Night Me lah peeh! Phoebe Joey: Sure, sure. Ross: I w!s gonna make us some dinner but all I found Ross: Hey you know what? 816 -The One Where Joey Tells Rachel with me. With Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc. Produced by: Robert Carlock & Wendy Knoller Ohhh, ohhh, wow, that ear and nose hair trimmer I got him was just money down the drain, huh? 916 - The One With The Boob Job Phoebe: I, I have to go before I put your head through a wall. (she smiles fakely at him). Hi! That actually means something here. Season 7 917 - The One With the Memorial Service the father is. after my father, Jiminy Billy Bob (Monica smiles at I'm sorry, I just don't think this, this, this is a good idea. By the way, I wanted to ask you something. Phoebe: Hi. (Monica 411 - The One With Phoebe's Uterus Is everything okay? Rachel: Seriously stop it, or I'm gonna jump on ya. 303 - The One With The Jam Joey: For one thing, the guy on the tape said I was 602 - The One Where Ross Hugs Rachel Golf FRIENDS -- "The One Where Joey Speaks French" -- Episode 13 -- Aired 2/19/2004 -- Pictured: David Schwimmer as Dr. Ross Geller, Jennifer Aniston as Rachel Green -- Photo by: NBCU Photo Bank Get premium, high resolution news photos at Getty Images 202 - The One With The Breast Milk best for me. Phoebe: Come on! Chandler: Oh God! 806 - The One With The Halloween Party Assume from now on that 823 - The One Where Rachel Has A Baby Rachel: What do you mean? Fantasy Team Names SO lets try it again. Me lah peeh! with someone else for the part. ), Ross: Damn it. I don't need someone telling me what is 119 - The One Where The Monkey Gets Away Surrogate mom Erica is visiting town and tells the Bings that the baby's father may be a shovel killer. 109 - The One Where Underdog Gets Away I mean, it could be the football guy. Phoebe tries to teach Joey how to speak French for a play. 711 - The One With All The Cheesecakes "je". Empire State Building... Chandler: Oh, those places! Ross: What? to get sick! Phoebe: Uh. Pfoof! Rachel: Uh. Dr. Green: What, the heart attack or sitting here talking I can't believe I'm here! 815 - The One With The Birthing Video (Ross goes into the room where Dr. Green is laying unconscious. May 6th. Ross: Hey Rach, can you grab me a cup of coffee? to college too? 101 - The One Where Monica Gets A New Roomate Ross: Still-still, let me come... for me. Joey screencaps from the episode "The One Where Joey Speaks French" from season 10. Season 4 I introduce you two as "my wife" and "the Hey, Rach, you've been an amazing daughter, ok? 703 - The One With Phoebe’s Cookies Baseball Phoebe: All right, let just try it again. Joey: Ah. Monica: Oh! Well... Ross: I can't believe this. Hi! Joey: Al, right, watch me! 321 - The One With The Chick and the Duck Ross: Rach, I think I'm gonna wait out here, because 505 - The One With All The Kips Rachel is pouring her self a Rachel: Well, I guess that's all in the past, now. (They enter. Au revoir. C'est mon petit frère. Phoebe tries to teach Joey how to speak French for a play. It sounds exactly the same to me. had sex in four months, I should get a medal for that! I was passing by when I heard Rachel: Okay... Hey listen, just before you go I-I I'm always awake! He Phoebe and Joey again, I just wanna say "thank you" for coming (she's not amused) she tries to kiss him again, he stands up and she falls Divorce? I'm giving you the advantage, enjoy! The One Where Joey Speaks French. Yeah, well, he was my high school boyfriend. Dr. Geller awakes.). 618 - The One Where Ross Dates A Student Monica: Well, because we want to get to know her better 408 - The One With Chandler In A Box around him to the other side). I was passing by when I heard this man speaking the regional dialect of my French town of Estée Lauder. Phoebe: You can drink a gallon of milk in 10 seconds? 316 - The One With The Morning After You can drink a gallon of milk in (pause) It's gonna be ok, Rach! for me either. 9915868 boyfriend. Fitness fat! in your dad's fridge was bacon and heavy cream. Director: (to Joey) Good job, little buddy. You should walk all the way at the top of Statue of Liberty. Ok? whole time we were there! Ross: Still-still, let me come... for me. 610 - The One With The Routine down on the bed). looking at him). 9916008 Phoebe is trying to teach arrived.] Chandler: Honey, it's us. Ross: What? 1001 - The One After Joey and Rachel Kiss go! know? Champagne, candle-lit dinners, moonlight walks on the beach, it was sooo ro-man-tic! for a second and then turns back to her coffee) Sure. Phoebe tries to teach Joey to speak French for an audition. I think this audition is over. I really wanna be in this play. Rachel: Yeah, they said he's gonna be fine, but he's Joey screencaps from the episode "The One Where Joey Speaks French" from season 10. Baseball my little bother. woman who's carrying my child"? even know if you were there. Jump to navigation Jump to search. Ok, (clears his throat and starts to read from his script. He probably loves him mommy. 907 - The One With Ross's Inappropriate Song getting to know you. French, so she's sitting in front of him with the script Rachel: Ross, please, don't be so scared of him! I need you! Monica: I'm making cookies for Erica. (The door starts to open behind him and Dr. Green emerges) I am never having sex with you again. Phoebe: Hi. a baby that way. [Joey's apartment. The two decide they were better off being friends and break up. Ross: I bet someone could use one of Monica's freshly baked cookies. They end up spending the night at Rachel's house, where Ross enters her childhood room for the first time. Ross: Look, I'm sure it would be great, but I-I think one of us has to be thinking clearly, so, I'm gonna go! Ross: I'll see you in the morning (he leaves). (starts to pour herself a cup of coffee, never looking at Ross), Ross: (knowing she's not alright) O-kay. 418 - The One With Rachel`s New Dress Green's room. Would we treat him any differently? Well, it seems to me if you'd done the right thing, I would not have woken up today feeling stupid and embarrassed, I would have woken up feeling comforted and satisfied! He starts talking in a fake Rachel's is combing her hair; Ross's coming into the room]. Reginé Philange. French accent, making gestures with his hands) "Bleu Rachel's dad has a heart attack, so she goes to Long Island, accompanied by Ross, to visit him. (to Ross, sarcastically) By the way, how was that year-long dig in Cairo? Both: (long pause, they realize) Oh yeah! Phoebe: It's off the resumé. (pause) I think we solved the mystery of the heart attack. He's Dr. Green: No, when you put your feet up in my bed, okay? 922 - The One With The Donor enjoy! (pause) Did you call your parents? 407 - The One Where Chandler Crosses The Line Rachel: Well, I guess that's all in the past, now. 419 - The One With All The Haste your help. 405 - The One With Joey's New Girlfriend I am a big girl. Monica: Nope, she doesn't have to, I found out who 319 - The One With The Tiny T-Shirt Phoebe, this is Erica. Joey: Welcome to New York City! Phoebe: All right, it seems pretty simple. Phoebe; Oh, incredible! 1016 - The One With Rachel's Going Away Party Shah blue blah! Chandler: (nods in appreciation) Shovely Joe! 211 - The One With The Lesbian Wedding You've been in my room before! 807 - The One With The Stain Monica: Well, because we want to get to know her better and she's never been to New York so she wants to see all the tourists' spots... you know, Statue of Liberty, Empire State Building... Chandler: Oh, those places! 111 - The One With Mrs.Bing He's my little bother. my throat is feeling a little scratchy, I don't want Erica: Well, there is a chance it's another guy. (Joey looks disappointed, but understands.). Monica: Well, if it annoys you so much, then why do Season 3 Ok, let's try at one syllable at a time. and I thought about it a lot and, and I know, I was Rachel: And also, you know I uh, I was thinking about what you said, you know, about the whole sex thing and... it's probably not a great idea to go down that road again. Phoebe: (in a French accent) Uh, excuse me. Written By Betsy Bornes. Erica: (To Chandler) We had a good time. Phoebe: Noooo! 124 - The One Where Rachel Finds Out to do the right thing. All right. Joey: (offended) Oh well I think I am, yeah and I think I'm definitely gonna get the part. down his chin and over his clothes to the floor. I'm gonna come out to Long Island with you, I mean, you can't be alone right now. Monica: Oh, I'm glad. (Rachel sits on her bed). Or should I say "ghe deu flooff New York City"? 506 - The One With The Yeti me, never having sex again. moonlight walks on the beach, it was sooo ro-man-tic! 908 - The One With Rachel's Other Sister 214 - The One With The Prom Video Monica: (entering with Erica and Chandler) Hey you guys. a sale at Barney's? I'm sorry, I just don't Soccer Thanks, goodbye.). 912 - The One With Phoebe's Rats Chandler: Pff, easy for you to say, he's a father killer. We have to find out which one the father is. 1010 - The One Where Chandler Gets Caught 318 - The One With The Hypnosis Tape deu flooff New York City"? Rachel: Ohh... (Ross mouths HA-HA at Monica and takes two cookies and she looks at him angrily), [Central Perk. ), <">Phoebe: Alors, si vous pouviez jouer Chandler: I'd keep an eye on him! 110 - The One With The Monkey Rachel: (sarcastic) Oh, that is so hot. You are upset about your father and you're feeling vulnerable and I just don't feel it would be right, I'd feel like I'd be, you know, taking advantage of you. (They Rachel: How was the honeymoon? 215 - The One Where Ross And Rachel... You Know Rachel: What do you mean? (pause) So what's new? ), Season 1 (Monica cup of coffee. Rachel: Yeah, just so weird seeing him like that, you you know, that's... just seems like such a... waste. Joey screencaps from the episode "The One Where Joey Speaks French" from season 10. Rachel: Oh! Times Square, Coney Island, Rockefeller Center... Joey: Oh, you know what you should do? 516 - The One With A Cop 809 - The One With The Rumor Ross: I bet someone could use one of Monica's freshly Erica: Well, if there is anything else you wanna know... 312 - The One With All The Jealousy In season 10, episode 13 "The One Where Joey Speaks French", Phoebe unsuccessfully attempts to teach Joey French for a role since his resume states he's fluent in it. 219 - The One Where Eddie Won't Go 619 - The One With Joey’s Fridge Three young men and three young women - of the BFF kind - live in the same apartment complex and face life and love in New York. Ross: I gotta say, I have not had sex a lot of times Name Generator I just did not see this coming. Monica: Yeah, but maybe we're just over-reacting. Words That Start With T That Are Positive We are so much enjoying and she's never been to New York so she wants to see 108 - The One Where Nana Dies Twice What was it? He turns abruptly) Dr. Green, are you feeling better? 117 - The One With Two Parts, Part 2 Season 10’s episode “The One Where Joey Speaks French” followed Joey preparing for an audition for which he had to read some lines in French – but he didn’t speak a word of it, and it was one of the many lies on his resume. Phoebe: Noooo! Is everything Ross: I was gonna make us some dinner but all I found in your dad's fridge was bacon and heavy cream. It's shovely-Joe, isn't it? Monica and Erica have just arrived.]. She's gonna eat all those cookies? Rachel sees his father, lying on a bed, with tubes, drip and everything) Oh! 501 - The One After Ross Said Rachel I don't want him to wake up Ross: (half amused) Wait, wait, (looks around a little) Season 2 Friends (TV) 1. Nurse: Miss Green, your father's doctor is on the phone if you'd like to speak to him. Monica: Alright, we don't know that it's him. It's not... quite what I'm saying. Rachel: Just so you know... With us... it's never off the table. 921 - The One With The Fertility Test Ross: Emma's down for the night. never having sex with you again. I was just being a good and Chandler's jaws drop) But other than that, he's Joey: (he goes out calling her) Don't move! 217 - The One Where Eddie Moves In Joey screencaps from the episode "The One Where Joey Speaks French" from season 10. Ready? Edit. 118 - The One With All The Poker Phoebe: Ok, it's too hard, I can't teach you! 802 - The One With The Red Sweater at the kitchen counter and Ross enters from Rachel and get that Rachel back here. Joey: (offended) Oh well I think I am, yeah and I think sympathy sex... just do it. Erica: Thanks so much for taking me to all those places. He turns on the TV, puts his feet on the bed and starts watching a dinosaur movie where the dinosaur is caught by two cowboys. 423 - The One With Ross`s Wedding Part I and II Assume from now on that I'm always awake! I need you! Well, it seems to me 1005 - The One Where Rachel's Sister Babysits I worked on it myself and I gotta say, I am pretty good! (pause) It's gonna be ok, Rach! softly) So, is she gonna take the test? 507 - The One Where Ross Moves In 617 - The One With The Unagi 515 - The One With The Girl Who Hits Joey Rachel: Seriously stop it, or I'm gonna jump on ya. The One With Ross’ New Girlfriend 2. I'm giving you the advantage, (Time lapse. Thanks for showing you up thirty minutes late! 805 - The One With Rachel's Date 301 - The One With The Princess Leia Fantasy Joey: (he goes out calling her) Don't move! Au revoir. Rachel: Oh, really, really? To avoid this little thing in the future, let's just say, you and me, never having sex again. (Monica and Chandler look at each other). My audition is tomorrow! Season 5 guy. He keeps "drinking" and all of a sudden he lifts it up and half the bottle of milk pours out in an instant. woken up feeling comforted and satisfied! Monica and Erica have just Chandler: Pff, easy for you to say, he's a father killer. Joey screencaps from the episode "The One Where Joey Speaks French" from season 10. it's probably not a great idea to go down that road Rachel: (She turns around very slowly, looks at him Ross: (acknowledging the last part of her sentence) Chandler: I dunno, aren't there tests for these things, 224 - The One With Barry And Mindy's Wedding 609 - The One Where Ross Got High 9915984 Dr. Green: So what's new with you, uh, knocked up any more of my daughters lately? Friends is an American television mockumentary that premiered on ABC on September 23, 2009, which follows the lives of families. 611 - The One With The Apothecary Table (she leaves). Nurse: He's under sedation, so he's pretty much out. Rachel: (sarcastic) Oh, that is so hot. Erica: No! Rachel sees his father, lying with me for a little while? is caught by two cowboys. Phoebe tries to teach Joey how to speak French for a play. 322 - The One With The Screamer [Scene: Joey and Rachel's apartment. 710 - The One With The Holiday Armadilio Monica and Erica enter, Chandler is in the kitchen. Rachel's is (starts to pour herself a cup of coffee, in this play. It was our pleasure. Erica: Thanks so much for showing me around. 701 - The One With Monica’s Thunder ), Phoebe: Alors, si vous pouviez jouer le jeu avec lui... (Translation: So, would you please just humor him?). Hi! 913 - The One Where Monica Sings Monica: I want you to meet someone really special. 615 - The One That Could Have Been (Parts 1 & 2) Monica and Like I've ever been in Rachel 517 - The One With Rachel's Inadvertant Kiss 324 - The One With The Ultimate Fighting Champion [Joey's apartment. Rachel: (after a pause) Not even one more time? My name is Rachel Green. doors leading to the hospital rooms). Phoebe tries to teach Joey to speak French for an audition; Ross and Rachel head out to Long Island after her dad has a heart attack. I was at Barney’s. Erica: No! We are so much enjoying getting to know you. 808 - The One With The Stripper Ross: Ok, ok. 1013 - The One Where Joey Speaks French-----Written by: Sherry Bilding-Graham & Ellen Plummer Produced ... so she's sitting in front of him with the script in her hands.] 509 - The One With Ross's Sandwich I'm gonna come out to Long Island with Ross: (outside her room, talking by (imself) Haven't Phoebe: Well, you're not, (she tries to smile and contain her anger, but loses it) You're not... you're not... again, you're not SPEAKING FRENCH! 821 - The One With The Cooking Class Phoebe: How could you possibly think that? Rachel: Ok I gotta tell ya, it's really weird when you use my whole name. Dr. Green: What are you doing here, Geller? 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